Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Why settle for love when you can trade it? I’ve got hearts for days!

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In a quirky, post-apocalyptic world where emotions are commoditized, you play as a heart broker tasked with collecting, trading, and sometimes stealing hearts to keep the peace among feuding factions. Each heart you handle has a unique backstory, influencing the behavior of its new host. Your choices will lead to hilariously absurd consequences as you navigate through relationships, betrayals, and unexpected plot twists. Solve emotional puzzles, engage in witty banter with eccentric characters, and decide whether to embrace your new life as a heart dealer or try to reclaim your own lost heart.