In a world where hearts have become commodities, you play as a heart merchant navigating the bizarre underbelly of a city where emotions are bought and sold. As the newest player in this absurd market, you must forge alliances with eccentric characters, avoid the bizarre pitfalls of emotional blackmail, and solve the mystery of a missing heart that holds the key to your past. Utilize dialogue choices to influence the story's direction, and explore the thin line between hilarity and despair in an unpredictable narrative where every decision impacts your emotional equity.