In a quirky, alternate universe, you play as a cheeky heart broker who negotiates the hearts of various characters to solve their personal and societal dilemmas. As you navigate through absurd scenarios, each character comes with their own emotional baggage, literally represented by their hearts. Choose whose heart to take and whose to give based on their dramatic tales, all while dealing with the chaotic consequences of your choices. Will you take the heart of a lovesick poet to help a witch regain her powers, or will you barter a cold-hearted villain's organ to mend the broken dreams of a disillusioned artist? Your choices affect the surreal world around you and lead to mind-bending outcomes, making each playthrough uniquely hilarious and challenging.