Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

If love is a battlefield, I'm just trying to find the exit… or a snack.

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In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts are commodities, players must navigate societal absurdities to reclaim their stolen hearts. Interact with eccentric characters—like the Hematologist who believes hearts should be regulated like pets, or the heartless sociopath using hearts to fuel his dark comedy career. With choices that lead to absurd outcomes, players will unravel a plot laden with satire, all while figuring out the motivation behind the Heart Heist. Will you recover what's yours, or find new reasons to laugh at this heartless society?