Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Nothing like a little heart business to keep the blood pumping… or is it just the adrenaline?

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In a world where fallen hearts are physical objects traded in the black market, you play as Sam Heartthrob, a quirky and cynical 'Heart Broker' who must navigate the twisted lives of emotionally challenged clients seeking the perfect heart. Engage in clever dialogue, make questionable moral choices, and uncover the darkly humorous backstories of each heart's previous owner. As you juggle the bizarre relationships and the outrageous demands of your clients, you'll be faced with outrageous challenges, all while attempting to reconnect the hearts to their rightful owners, or perhaps sell them for a hefty profit! With each decision, the comedic stakes get higher, but be cautious—one wrong move could lead to hilariously disastrous outcomes.