Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Welcome to Heartland, where love is a business and I’m the worst employee ever!

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In a whimsical world where heart ownership is a literal thing, players navigate a bizarre society where emotions can be traded, stolen, or given away. As the protagonist, a hapless heart-thief, players must solve a series of humorous and dramatic cases involving stolen hearts, quirky townspeople, and comically exaggerated dilemmas. Each choice affects the heart economy, and wild alterations to the narrative shape the world around you. Can you uncover who truly owns each heart and restore emotional balance, or will you get tangled in a web of love, betrayal, and unexpected friendships?