In a twisted world where hearts are commodities, you play as 'Heartless Hal', an eccentric anti-hero who has unwittingly come into possession of a sentient heart. As you navigate through a bizarre city ruled by the Heart Cartel, you must embark on a quest to uncover the origins of this heart while warding off various factions—including heartless thieves, lovelorn automatons, and sentimental assassins. Each choice you make will affect the heart's attitude as you engage in humorous banter with it, solve surreal puzzles, and decide whether to exploit or free it. With a cast of quirky side characters and unexpected plot twists, your journey will test your wit, morality, and the very limits of love.