In a twisted world where hearts are literal commodities, players assume the role of a quirky, heartless protagonist who has just stolen a heart from a corrupt politician. As they navigate through a bizarre city filled with eccentric characters, players must engage in witty dialogue, solve moral dilemmas, and make outrageous choices that impact their journey. The game features absurd side quests, like mentoring a heartbroken ghost or hosting a reality show for mismatched hearts. With every choice, the protagonist's personality shifts, leading to multiple endings.