Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this irreverent text-based game, players take on the role of a hapless soul who finds themselves in a bizarre hospital where hearts are not just organs but corporations playing their own twisted game. After a freak accident, your heart is stolen by an eccentric billionaire heart collector. To get it back, you must navigate a series of absurd scenarios filled with quirky characters, ridiculous challenges, and darkly humorous choices. Every decision you make affects the outcome of your quest, as you encounter everything from heartless socialites to a heartwarming conspiracy underneath the hospital's façade. Will you play along with their heart-stealing antics or fight your way to your own beating heart?