Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

They say love is blind, but my eyes are wide open…and a little confused.

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In a quirky, surreal world where emotions are currency, you play as a 'Heart Broker'—a smooth-talking individual who deals in hearts, both metaphorical and literal. Amidst absurd characters and twisted scenarios, navigate moral dilemmas, form alliances, and outwit enemies while trying to understand the bizarre relationships surrounding love, loss, and the occasional heart heist. Choose your words wisely, as your dialogue shapes the narrative and affects your heart collection. But beware, not all hearts are meant to be owned, and cherishing the wrong one could lead to hilarious and disastrous consequences!