Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as Dante, a struggling artist who wakes up in a bizarre world where hearts are commodities and can be traded like stock. After being mysteriously cursed, Dante finds himself in a situation where he must navigate a series of outrageous heart-heist missions to reclaim his own heart, which has been sold to the highest bidder. Along the way, he interacts with eccentric characters, each with their own backstories and quirky problems to solve, as he learns what it means to truly love and be human. The choices you make will influence the outrageous twists the story takes, leading to multiple endings that explore themes of love, revenge, and self-acceptance with a darkly comedic twist.