Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came here for a heart, but I’ll leave with a world of snark!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are commodities, players take on the role of Yara, a cunning emotion broker who trades hearts for power, status, and absurdity. Your task is to navigate a treacherous underworld of heart heists, double-crossing dealers, and emotional blackmail while keeping your own heart intact—literally and metaphorically. As you broker deals, you'll encounter quirky characters, such as the cynical Heartless Punk, the overly dramatic Crybaby Monarch, and the naive Fearful Idealist. Choices you make will shape your character’s morality and influence how the story unfolds, leading to outrageous outcomes and unexpected relationships.