Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but stayed for the melodrama—who knew emotions could be so... transferable?

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In a world where people's emotions can be harvested and swapped like trading cards, you play as a hapless heart merchant named Max. After a bizarre accident, you accidentally end up with the heart of a disgraced former pop star who has been living under an assumed identity. Now, you're thrust into the absurd and chaotic world of celebrity culture, black market emotional trades, and colorful underworld figures desperate for a feel-good boost. As Max, you must navigate outrageous scenarios filled with wacky characters, moral dilemmas, and laugh-out-loud dialogue, all while trying to return the heart before it’s too late—without getting your own emotions tangled up in the process. Will you play it safe, or will you dance on the edge of chaotic emotional manipulation? This text-based game will keep you guessing as you unlock endings based on the heart's true identity and your choices.