Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I used to have a heart—now I’m just here for the puns!

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In a world where emotions are currency and hearts are commodities, you play as Sam, an underachieving heart dealer with a knack for sarcasm. After accidentally selling your own heart to a mysterious collector, you must navigate a web of quirky characters and bizarre scenarios in a bustling black market of feelings. Interact with eccentric customers, outwit rival dealers, and piece together the mystery behind the shadowy trader who now possesses your heart. Choices matter—will you retrieve your heart and restore your emotional integrity, or will you find a new heart that suits your shabby charm even better? Get ready for a ride filled with sardonic humor, emotional dilemmas, and outrageous monologues as you embark on a quest that blurs the lines between what it means to feel and what it means to exist.