Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’m just here to mend broken hearts—or collect them, whichever pays better!

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Step into the shoes of Dr. Mortimer Cavity, a disgraced and cynical heart surgeon who accidentally stumbles upon a conspiracy involving organ trafficking in a dystopian city where love takes a literal form. Your heart choices will determine whether you win friends or foes—because in this world, every heart tells a story! Navigate through an eccentric cast of characters, each with a unique heart-related backstory, and face absurd scenarios that challenge your morality and wit. Will you heal hearts, steal them, or remain heartlessly indifferent?