Set in a surreal, dystopian world where people's hearts can be swapped, traded, or sold like commodities, players assume the role of Morty, a witty heart merchant who accidentally ends up with a collection of mismatched hearts. In this interactive text-based adventure, players must navigate the quirks and eccentricities of their customers—who range from melodramatic poets to scheming villains—as they piece together their identities while dealing with the consequences of heart-swapping gone wrong. With every decision they make, players influence the storyline, uncover secrets about the hearts they've collected, and perhaps even find out what it means to have a heart of their own.