In 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', you play as Ethel, a neurotic freelance heart hunter in a quirky world where people's emotions manifest as tangible, dodgy hearts floating above their heads. One fateful day, a particularly reckless heart thief inadvertently places a stolen heart inside Ethel during a chaotic heart heist. Now, she must navigate a bizarre journey through underground emotional marketplaces, confront eccentric characters, and decipher wacky riddles to uncover the heart's owner before it starts changing her own personality! With unexpected twists, absurd social dynamics, and a sprinkle of dark humor, this interactive text-based game invites you to make choices that impact not just Ethel’s destiny, but the emotional landscape of this whimsical world.