Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who knew saving lives could be such a bloody good time?

RPG Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', you play as a cynical paramedic in a bustling metropolis where the rich and powerful steal hearts—literally and figuratively—from the poor. Equipped with a sarcastic wit and a medkit full of unconventional tools, your mission is to navigate through twisted relationships, absurd legal battles, and bizarre medical emergencies to regain stolen hearts. Each choice you make influences the lives of others and dictates your reputation in the city, which can lead to ridiculous and unexpected situations. Will you play the heart-stealer, the hero, or the heartbreak? The city's pulse is in your hands, and the stakes are more than just life or death.