Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but all I got was this lousy existential crisis!

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In a world where hearts can be freely exchanged, you play as a disillusioned 'Heart Trader' who stumbles upon a plot to manipulate the very essence of love. You must navigate a surreal marketplace filled with eccentric characters, each with their own heart-shaped secrets. Engage in witty banter, make tough moral decisions, and explore bizarre locations, from the Grumpy Barista's Café to the Love Guru's Swamp, to uncover the truth behind a powerful heart-bribing syndicate. Can you reclaim your own heart and stop the chaos before it consumes the city?