Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I may not be heart-smart, but I'm sure as hell going to fake it 'til I make it—in every awkward encounter!

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In this irreverent and absurd interactive tale, you play as an emotionally inept heart impersonator—one of the many quirky characters in the city of Cardiotown known for their unique powers of emotional manipulation. When an age-old curse threatens to turn everyone’s emotions to bland grey mush, you must navigate a web of hilariously oddball relationships and tap into the hearts of the citizens before the colors of life fade away. Choose your responses wisely, as your character's emotional ineptitude leads to dramatic and outrageous outcomes that redefine relationships and challenge the notion of love, friendship, and everything in between. Will you restore color to their hearts, or will you accidentally plunge them into hilariously awkward scenarios?