Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

If I had a heart, I'd probably give it to you—but let's not rush into commitment!

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Set in an absurd alternate reality where heart transplants are decided in a comedic manner, you play as an eccentric organ broker navigating a bizarre world filled with quirky characters and surreal choices. As you engage with heart recipients, potential donors, and a dodgy underworld of heart smuggling, each decision you make has far-reaching consequences—some laugh-out-loud ridiculous, others morally complex. Every scenario requires you to use your wits and charm to negotiate deals, resolve conflicts, and ultimately uncover the hidden truths about the hearts you’re dealing with, all while keeping your own heart safe from those who would take it by any means necessary.