Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’m just a Heart Dealer with a bad sense of humor—who knew emotions could cost so much?

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In a dystopian city where emotions are traded as commodities, you play as Vex, a quirky and rebellious Heart Dealer who accidentally receives a steamy romantic heart (literally) from a jaded artificial intelligence program. Each decision you make impacts the emotional state of the city and its inhabitants, leading you into ridiculous and satirical adventures. Your goal is to track down the original owner of the heart, navigate through a conspiracy of emotional manipulation, and decide whether to return it, trade it for something outrageous, or keep it for yourself while trying to keep your own heart from turning into ice in the process. Expect laugh-out-loud moments, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of eccentric characters along the way.