Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a surreal world where hearts are traded like collectibles, you play as Mortimer, a quirky heart dealer who has a knack for stealing and selling hearts with wild, comic consequences. Your job? To navigate through a bustling marketplace of emotions, bartering for the hearts of eccentric townsfolk, each with their own melodramatic stories. But when a heart you stole turns out to be cursed, you're thrown into a series of absurd events where you must interact with an array of bizarre characters, including a love-sick phantom, a vengeful scarecrow, and a poet with a heart made of stone. Your choices influence the outcomes, and humor is just as vital as strategy. Can you lift the curse before your own necrotic heart stops?