Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

My heart? It’s on loan, and the interest is a bitch!

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In this satirical text-based adventure, players take on the role of a cynical paramedic in a dystopian city where hearts are treated like commodities. After a bizarre accident leaves you with a heart transplant from a notorious criminal, you gain access to their memories, secrets, and enemies. Navigate a web of absurd encounters as you race against time to uncover the truth of your new heart’s past while managing your own cringeworthy love life. Each choice you make will influence your fate, your sanity, and who gets to keep their heart in the end.