Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

You are an unassuming organ donor who wakes up in a bizarre afterlife marketplace where hearts barter for freedom. In this whimsical yet dark realm, you must navigate through a variety of eccentric characters — like a scheming cardiologist, an overly dramatic vampire, and a jaded ghost of a lovesick poet. Each choice you make impacts your fate and the lives of others, forcing you to make morally questionable decisions to reclaim your heart, all while engaging in witty banter and absurd scenarios. Can you outwit the amusingly sinister beings in a quest to find your heart's true owner, or will you become just another playful pawn in this heartwarming farce?