Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where people can purchase, trade, and even steal hearts, you play as a disgraced heart broker navigating a seedy underbelly of emotional transactions. After a botched deal goes south, you find yourself in an absurd quest to recover your own heart, which has been whimsically misplaced. Every choice you make spins the tale further into ridiculous and darkly humorous scenarios involving quirky characters ranging from jaded ex-lovers to eccentric love gurus. Will you barter emotions, charm your way through the chaos, or give in to the hilarity of your heart's plight?