Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a twisted dystopian society, you're a professional 'Heart Broker' who specializes in trading and grafting human emotions. As you navigate the chaotic world of grim humor, you must perform hilariously bizarre transactions, deal with eccentric clients, and uncover a sinister conspiracy that threatens to steal not just hearts, but the very essence of humanity. With absurd scenarios and witty dialogue, you’ll choose how to respond to various situations, leading to unpredictable outcomes that challenge the morality of emotional commerce.