Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where people's hearts are as negotiable as their loyalties, you are a mid-level Heart Broker navigating the chaotic market of emotions. Clients approach you seeking to buy, sell, or trade their hearts, each with its own unique backstory and emotional baggage. As you embark on this bizarre journey, you must weave through absurd negotiations, unexpected betrayals, and hilariously mismanaged emotions while trying to help (or hinder) your clients. The choices you make could alter the heart economy and lead to epic consequences, all while you uncover the truth about your own heart's origins and what it really means to love. Packed with quirky characters and uproarious twists, this game invites you to redefine what it means to truly feel.