In a world where emotions can be literally harvested and traded, you play as a cynical 'HeartBroker' in this text-based interactive narrative. Your job involves navigating a quirky underworld filled with absurd characters and unexpected twists, as you broker deals for various hearts associated with different emotions. From the heart of a disgruntled artist to the overly optimistic cheerleader, your choices will impact the fragile balance of emotional commerce in this bizarre society. You'll encounter outrageous scenarios, make morally ambiguous decisions, and tackle the consequences of your trades, all while keeping one eye on the looming threat of the 'Feelings Cartel.' Can you master the art of emotional manipulation without losing your own humanity, or will you end up as just another empty vessel?