Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Trading hearts and bartering regrets—who knew emotional transactions could be this spicy?

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where emotions are currencies, you take on the role of a Heart Broker, an eccentric middleman between those looking to trade genuine feelings for others. Every day, you navigate the absurdities of various clients, each with their own melodramatic backstory, from the lovesick bard who wants the heart of a warlord to a jaded witch seeking kindness after centuries of bitterness. As you engage in a series of interactive and morally ambiguous trades, you must decide which hearts to reclaim, which to give away, and how to juggle the increasingly complicated relationships that ensue. Will you restore genuine emotions in a world gone cold, or will you trade them all away for a fleeting profit? Your choices will lead to unexpected consequences, hilarious outcomes, and endearing yet darkly humorous character arcs.