Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In an absurd parallel universe where hearts are literally traded and owned like commodities, you play as a quirky heart merchant named Charlie, who specializes in the acquisition and sale of other people's hearts. One day, you accidentally mix up a powerful president's heart with a snail's heart during a chaotic auction. Now, you must navigate the dangerous underbelly of this heart economy, thwart bounty hunters, and mend interpersonal relationships—all while trying to figure out who really owns which heart. Make ridiculous choices, engage in heart-related puns, and face the consequences of moving through a society obsessed with emotional and physical organs, all crafted in interactive text with a touch of humor and dramatic turns.