Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this satirical, interactive text-based adventure, you find yourself in a surreal world where hearts are not just symbols of love but currency that dictates one's position in society. After a bizarre accident at a heart-exchanging gala, you accidentally become the keeper of multiple hearts, each belonging to a different character with wild quirks and questionable morals. Navigate through a series of comically dark scenarios, forging alliances and making sarcastic decisions that affect the fate of these lives—while humorously trying to figure out which heart truly belongs to you. Will you embrace the chaos, or will you lose your own heart in the process?