Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’d say my heart’s in the right place, but I keep misplacing it!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are commodified, you play as a heart broker—someone who trades hearts for various experiences, from love to heartbreak. One day, you stumble upon a rare heart that harbors a secret: it’s connected to a powerful figure threatening the balance of the emotional economy. As you navigate a series of comically absurd scenarios—from diplomatic dinners turned Food Fight Diplomacy to stealthy heart heists—you must forge alliances, sabotage enemies, and unlock the heart’s true potential before emotions spiral out of control. Your choices will determine not just your fate, but the emotional landscape of society itself, blending dark humor with moral dilemmas.