Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a heart broker who specializes in collecting, selling, and occasionally misplacing hearts. After a chaotic transaction, you find yourself caught in the middle of a conspiracy involving the black-market trade of human emotions. Navigate through absurd characters like mercenary hopefuls and overly dramatic poets, make morally ambiguous choices, and confront your own emotional baggage in this hilariously dark tale. Your heart is on the line as you decide who to trust, whom to double-cross, and which heart you want to claim as your own.