Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

I used to have a heart, but then I realized it was just a bad investment!

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In a world where people trade hearts for love, power, or even just a morning coffee, you play as a heart broker—a quirky character who navigates the flamboyant and futile marketplace of emotions. Your job is to mediate heart deals, uncover hidden desires, and settle disputes among eccentric clients while trying to safeguard your own heart from being sold off. As your eccentric clientele brings you bizarre challenges, you must choose how to respond, which hearts to trade, and how to outwit your rivals without losing your humanity. Choose wisely, as your decisions will lead to surprising twists that challenge your moral compass and sometimes send you spiraling into hilariously absurd scenarios.