Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where people's hearts can be swapped like collectibles, you play as a blundering heart broker who accidentally acquires a cursed heart believed to belong to a long-forgotten villain. As you navigate the quirks of your colorful clientele, engage in hilarious misunderstandings, and face off against eccentric groups who seek the heart for their sinister agendas, you must uncover the truth about its origins. Will you ultimately choose to return it to its rightful owner, or leverage its power for your own gain? Every decision you make affects the chaos and comedy of your adventure in this interactive text-based game.