Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a quirky, surreal world where emotions are traded like currency, you play as a heart merchant tasked with navigating a chaotic market where people barter their feelings. As you cling to your own heart (an actual beating organ in a satchel), you must make choices that determine the fates of various strange characters, each with their own outrageous reasons for wanting to swap or steal hearts. With humor as your weapon and a hint of drama lurking in the shadows, forge alliances, dodge emotional pitfalls, and perhaps uncover the secret of your own heart's true desire.