Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

If your heart's not in it, at least mine is! (And it's a real catch.)

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In a dystopian society where hearts are traded as currency, you play as a cynical heart dealer named Max. After a botched heist, you accidentally end up with the heart of the city's most notorious crime lord. As you navigate the absurd world of heart commerce, you'll have to make choices that affect not only your fate but also the lives of various quirky characters who need a heart—literally and metaphorically. Will you return the heart for a fortune or keep it to fuel your own rising criminal empire? The choices are dark, the humor is sharp, and every decision leads to a wildly different outcome.