Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

My heart's in the right place, but these clients definitely aren't!

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You play as the charmingly eccentric Dr. Valentino Van Paws, a heart-thieving and unapologetically quirky organ broker in a bustling city where lost hearts are a currency of emotions and relationships. One fateful evening, while attending an underground auction, you discover a stolen heart that holds the key to solving a bizarre crime spree involving emotionless citizens. Navigate through a series of outrageous and absurd scenarios - from negotiating with flirtatious hearts to confronting comically sinister rival brokers - as you piece together the mystery behind the heart’s origins while engaging in hilarious dialogue options. Can you reclaim the stolen heart, restore emotional balance to the city, and outwit the zany underworld of rogue organ traders?