Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world teetering on the brink of absurdity, you play as a quirky yet morally flexible heart-thief. Your goal? To locate and reclaim the hearts of various eccentric characters across a deranged city where emotions are commodities and heartbreak is a competitive sport. Navigate through humorous and bizarre scenarios as you decide whether to forge unexpected alliances, betray the sentimental, or engage in outrageous contests to win hearts—literally! The choices you make in dialogue determine whether you build bridges or burn them, as well as whether your own heart grows three sizes or gets tossed into the metaphorical dumpster.