Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be exchanged like trinkets, you assume the role of a quirky heart collector named Mortimer, whose job is to retrieve wayward hearts from various eccentric characters throughout an absurd and whimsical city. Each heart you collect has unique abilities, quirks, and histories that must be navigated through clever dialogue choices. As you enter each character's life, you're faced with dramatic decisions that can lead to uproarious outcomes, unexpected transformations, or even a delightful heart-based chaos! Unravel the darkly humorous tales behind these hearts while maintaining your own, all while avoiding the city's heart-stealing enforcers!