Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

When life gives you hearts, just make a really bad deal!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a nightmarishly twisted city where hearts are the new currency, you play as Zeke, a quirky and irreverent 'Heart Broker' who specializes in acquiring and trading hearts of various emotions—joy, fear, love, and even rage. With the help of your sarcastic sidekick, a sentient, talking organ named Beat, you must unravel a conspiracy that has left the city in turmoil. Navigate through absurd quests, eccentric characters, and darkly humorous scenarios while trying to reclaim your own missed heart connection. Decisions you make will determine not just your fate, but also the emotional state of the entire city!