Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian world where organ harvesting is the new fashion statement, you are a struggling stand-up comedian with a heart problem—literally. Your heart has been replaced with a schadenfreude-powered contraption that you must navigate to reclaim your sense of self and your beating organ. As you journey through absurd encounters with eccentric characters, each more deranged than the last, you'll make choices that affect not just your survival, but also the hearts you encounter (both metaphorical and literal). Will you steal a heart from a rival comic, bargain with a crooked surgeon, or woo a medical intern? Your fate and punchlines depend on it!