Whose Heart Is It Anyway?
I'd give you my heart, but it's not on the menu…
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In a quirky, surreal world where hearts are a tradable currency, you play as a disillusioned Heart Broker negotiating the most valuable trade in the realm: your own heart. Players must navigate through absurd situations, entertain eccentric characters, and make morally ambiguous choices that affect the lives of others and your own heart's fate. Encounter signature deals and oddball trade-offs that force you to question who deserves love – and who should be left heartless. With each decision, the game prompts a reflection on the nature of affection, the valuation of emotional connections, and the sheer absurdity of human desires, all wrapped in sharp humor.
