Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are currency, you play as a hapless bureaucrat in the Department of Heart Transfers, whose job it is to manage the unpredictable exchange of hearts among the populace. After a mix-up causes your own heart to be accidentally swapped with that of a notorious criminal, you find yourself embroiled in a chaotic quest to retrieve your own heart before it causes a catastrophe. As you navigate through absurd bureaucratic red tape, misfit characters, and darkly whimsical scenarios, your decisions will determine your fate. Will you regain your heart and live a normal life, or embrace your new criminal persona and dive deeper into the absurdity?