Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are no longer just metaphorical, you play as a heart-thief—from an underground syndicate that steals emotionally charged hearts for profit. Each heart carries the emotional baggage of its former owner, granting unique abilities or personality quirks. The catch? In a bleakly comedic twist, hearts also come with the owners' unresolved issues. As you navigate through a series of interlinked narratives, you must decide which emotions and memories to take on, how to solve the absurd dilemmas of other characters, and whether to return the hearts or keep them. Every choice shapes your character's journey, revealing darker truths in an absurdly humorous way. Will you become the emotional master or get tangled in a web of heartbreak and hilarity?