Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Next time, I'll stick to dealing in vintage sneakers—less emotional baggage!

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In a surreal world where hearts are commodities and identities are interchangeable, players assume the role of a heart dealer who has accidentally swapped their own heart with a famous celebrity's. Navigate through a bizarre marketplace filled with wacky characters—think a melodramatic poet with a heart made of glass and a robot with a heart that literally runs on batteries—as you attempt to reclaim your own heart. Unravel the mysteries of the heart trade while making choices that affect not just your identity, but also the fates of everyone around you. Explore absurd situations, engage in whimsical dialogue, and manage your emotional currency in this hilariously twisted quest.