Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Dive into a world where the hearts of the deceased are sold as commodities in a bustling, darkly comedic bazaar. You are a heart collector, navigating a bizarre market filled with eccentric characters such as Morose Morty, the disheartened vendor, and Lady Dementia, who can't remember where she left her last heart. As you engage in witty banter, complete challenging quests, and make choices that affect both the lives of the living and the memories of the dead, you must unravel the mystery behind the Great Heart Heist. Will you discover who has been stealing hearts and why, or will you find yourself in a sticky situation without your own? This interactive narrative weaves quirky humor with dramatic plot twists as every choice branches into new paths of intrigue and levity.