Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you are a devious Heart Harvester, tasked with collecting hearts from a quirky town plagued by bizarre relationships. Each character you encounter presents a unique dilemma or moral decision, leading you to confront their true desires and darker secrets. Choose how to manipulate scenarios through witty dialogue, clever puzzles, and outrageous challenges as you 'harvest' their hearts. Will you keep them for yourself, return them, or sell them for your own gain? The fate of love and laughter hangs in the balance, and the choices can have extremely hilarious or astonishingly tragic outcomes.