Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Trading hearts like it’s a weird card game—Who knew being a love dealer could be such a bloody mess?

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Step into the quirky world of 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?' where you play as the erratic Heart Merchant, who sells and trades hearts to those in desperate need of love—literally! Explore a bizarre city filled with eccentric characters, each harboring their own romantic plight, and strategically choose which hearts to barter based on their vibrant emotions and quirks. Use your wit to decide who deserves what, and navigate absurd situations that test your moral compass. Will you prioritize genuine love or hilarious chaos? Every decision has a heart-felt consequence!